Carpet fucks my life. In a good, and bad way. Seriously. How does she do it?
First, she lets you think she is very cute and guai. You’ll definitely let her out (the cage) right? You see! So cute!!
Curious Carpet wondering what’s inside my room. She was peeping for sooo long I thought, why not~ Just let her in.
Let her in, she wondered what’s outside. T__________T But I won’t let her out the room again lah duh!, she just went in.
Because the floor felt too slippery for her paws, she geram-ed and continuously stretched like a Carpet. Got pun.
Since she was so geram I let her out, she RAN away from me to squeeze herself into a corner.
Fat butt!! Thank God there was the existence of this cube or she would’ve ran under the fridge again and FML x10.
Padan muka! Got stuck. I didn’t wanna budge the box; observed her in that position for a couple of minutes, see what she’s gonna do.
She closed her eye lids. SO CUTE wtf! Seriously cannot tahan the fler~
So I released Si Permaidani Putih comel cantik giler.
Now that I’ve most prolly made you love her more, I shall let you feel a 5% of what I felt after this hedgehog cheated my deep kam cheng –
NAH! She pushed her butt against a very hard-to-clean corner, PEED and SHITTED there like damn syiok liddat.
Release her for 15 minutes I need to clean TWO carpets of shit. FML