Carpet FML

Carpet fucks my life. In a good, and bad way. Seriously. How does she do it?

First, she lets you think she is very cute and guai. You’ll definitely let her out (the cage) right? You see! So cute!!

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Curious Carpet wondering what’s inside my room. She was peeping for sooo long I thought, why not~ Just let her in.

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Let her in, she wondered what’s outside. T__________T But I won’t let her out the room again lah duh!, she just went in.

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Because the floor felt too slippery for her paws, she geram-ed and continuously stretched like a Carpet. Got pun.

Since she was so geram I let her out, she RAN away from me to squeeze herself into a corner.

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Fat butt!! Thank God there was the existence of this cube or she would’ve ran under the fridge again and FML x10.

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Padan muka! Got stuck. I didn’t wanna budge the box; observed her in that position for a couple of minutes, see what she’s gonna do.

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She closed her eye lids. SO CUTE wtf! Seriously cannot tahan the fler~

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So I released Si Permaidani Putih comel cantik giler.

Now that I’ve most prolly made you love her more, I shall let you feel a 5% of what I felt after this hedgehog cheated my deep kam cheng -

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NAH! She pushed her butt against a very hard-to-clean corner, PEED and SHITTED there like damn syiok liddat.

Release her for 15 minutes I need to clean TWO carpets of shit. FML

Cin

40 comments on Carpet FML

  1. Simon Seow
    March 5, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Ah. Next time get a dog. lol

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  2. ruby
    March 5, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    hahahaaha… ni must be bengang giler wan when see him shit! I can imagine Ur expression! XD

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 8, 2010 at 10:20 pm

      u know me too well. hahahah!

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  3. skinny_annikha
    March 5, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    LOL,,, you know i really love hedgehog…

    btw, where,how,and when can i buy those dress?
    hmmm… i am going to wear it and then post it…

    lol…

    30 bucks only? okay m going to bought it!

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 8, 2010 at 10:20 pm

      oh the dress, i meant i m gonna sell it for 30 bucks. i bought it 79.90 if not mistaken. if u want then need 2 send to u! haha :D

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  4. TheMizzEve
    March 5, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    OMG! totally unexpected. LOLX.

    But how come the shit looks so big wan? Carpet is so tiny!

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 8, 2010 at 10:19 pm

      i don’t know! all the sudden one day she just starts shitting big big thiu one

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  5. axiao
    March 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    hahha….if onli carpet can talk…

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  6. K Hoe
    March 5, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    The last photo…. eewwwww!!!

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 8, 2010 at 10:19 pm

      ewwwwww! hahah i also want to ewww

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  7. KY
    March 5, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    hahhaha so freaking funny sial!

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  8. Brenda
    March 5, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Ewwwwwww.. Btw, she’s getting fatter!

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 8, 2010 at 10:18 pm

      she is. urgh must put her on DIET.

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  9. Raychelle T
    March 5, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    wei how long is a Hedgehog’s lifespent ah?

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  10. Lyn
    March 5, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    the poo looks so huge coming from a hedgehog!

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  11. kenwooi
    March 5, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    LOL.. so cute at first.. but so potong stim in the end! =P

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  12. ERic
    March 6, 2010 at 1:44 am

    So lonely …… he is trying to escape from u & to look for luv toooo ……LOL

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  13. Peter
    March 6, 2010 at 11:11 am

    Holy Crap!

    Lesson here; animals crap to squeeze into tight spaces”, then their caretakers clean the crap up.

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 8, 2010 at 10:16 pm

      my lesson learnt the hard way fml

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  14. Raymond
    March 6, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    next time it closes its eyes, roll em out! kekeke.

    aww i pity that beauty hands of your, have to clean up the puke.

    hahaha

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  15. RO
    March 7, 2010 at 11:18 am

    lol for som1 so small, carpet sure shits alot ^__^

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 8, 2010 at 10:15 pm

      YA MAN! tell me about it T.T

      Reply
  16. nyonyachef
    March 7, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Hi, came across your blog while surfing, can’t help
    myself to drop a note. That’s a cute little thing
    you got there..especially, when she was stuck at the
    corner. Looks adorable !

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 8, 2010 at 10:15 pm

      awww~ thanks chefo! she is cute, N getting widerr…

      Reply
  17. Angeline
    March 8, 2010 at 12:33 am

    Hahah…shes cute!! and spoilt too :-) But at least she knows that she’s loved so much :-D

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 8, 2010 at 10:15 pm

      she knows meh! i think she doesn’t know who what i m!

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  18. Jess
    March 8, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    Oh NOO!!!! cute but so notty one !!!

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  19. Oliver
    March 12, 2010 at 9:57 am

    This is the first time I commented on your blog..
    Yes, I can’t help but felt sooo funny about your carpet.
    Certainly a lovable “hsemate” hehehe..

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 13, 2010 at 1:26 pm

      hahahah! HOUSEMATE?! @_______@”

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  20. JW
    March 17, 2010 at 9:24 am

    OMG…so cute!! should have got a hedgehog then hamsters who do nothing but run in its wheel and sh*t last time. hahahahaha…

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    • Cindy Tey
      March 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm

      every animal has its pros n cons!

      Reply

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