The Hoglet Adventure
2010
Think this thing ere looks innocent?
THINK AGAIN!
One fine evening, just like one of those classic Enid Blyton short stories, Carpet the Hoglet decided to embark on an adventure in my suite…
It ran SO FAST I couldn’t catch her and she ran into the :
FML. I mean my FML when I say it.
She hid behind the fridge and slept there for hoursss. I was so worried she might get an electric shock and turn black (just like those Looney Toons cartoon wtf).
I couldn’t TOUCH her, duh – so I used the end of a broom to push her out. Feared that I might hurt her / her quills, I tried my best to not use the dusty ol’ broom.
Every attempt I tried, I actually pushed her deeper inside. FML maximus!
Tell me, how would YOU take a hoglet out like that? Each time something touches her she spikes up like some Sonic the Hedgehog. Niamaaa…..
After suffering THREE hours of melancholia (regretting I got a pet that I can’t even TOUCH), I finally got her out safely.
Gave her some good good lovin’ lessons; which she prolly would never understand, but it was to make ME feel better! T__________T
Then she MERAJUK! She understood me WTF mate?
Then she EMO. )=
Every time she squints her eyes or whenever they don’t look round, I have to let all my anger towards her go away. Kesian the fler also laa; she must have felt so lost and intimidated behind that dusty fridge.
It’s ok baby, I sayang U! <3
Now everybody SAY you love Carpet cuz as a reward, I will link you in Cin City for a week. Code: “I love Carpet”. How bout some good good lovin’? =D
p/s: I’m working with the ‘blue robotic cat’ @ Mines throughout this weekend, but I will try to update Cin City tomorrow. Something about scarves~ It’s a V-log and all is filmed, so stay tuned for the upload guys!!! 
