Just Press Play

7 Oct
2009

I like men. The hotter the better, the sexier even better! Cute is just a better word for ugly. So gone are the days I labeled guys as “cute”. Now I want them sizzling hot & drop dead gorgeous! Janji straight.

As much as I would love to periodically sound lesbian, I am more lurus than a bendul can be. If I ask you who your “dream guy” is, you might say, Justin Timberlake, or Hugh Jackman!! Or even… Michael Jackson?! Blurgh~

Here’s a sinful secret. I am a “flower heart carrot“. A playgirl, at HEART. At heart only okay! Just like every other girl when they are more-alone-than-alone in their room, I faaantaaasiiize handsome manly men. I kissed Wang LeeHom’s poster until I had to throw it away. What do you have to say about that!

Sometimes I wish I own a different dream man at a time cuz they are sooo beautiful, so hot, and WOOHHH baybeh~ SEXEH! I watched Public Enemy and I fell in love with Johnny Depp. I watched The Proposal then I fell in love with Ryan Reynolds. I really wouldn’t know who I would choose if I was given a chance. But if this fake Playgirl has to pick one, I would DIE to f*** this guy :

Yes, he is CHACE CRAWFORD from Gossip Girl.

I’m NOT a girl who only goes gaga over white men. HOWEVER, if tomorrow is Hari Kiamat, Mr Crawford is The Man I wanna spend my last-precious-romantic-moments with. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna rape a hottie like this?!

And you know the famous Chinese saying, “nan ren bu huai, nv ren bu ai” (Jantan tak Jahat, Betina tak Cinta); which basically means women likes bad man?

I sadly have to swallow this truth because I dated a fatherly type guy once and he was cinfully boring. Like a dry old bone of a dodol! On the other hand, if you date a Playboy who turns over a new leaf because of YOU, aha. That’s your catch! Chace Crawford is definitely a Playboiii yo~!

Speaking about Playboys, there are many types of Playboys. Perhaps the Playboys at Sungei Wang are damn kao lala. Get into a relationship with a Singaporean Playboy you’re SURE to regret it. There are also Playboys amongst the Indonesian workers – they just marry and remarry until their hut has no more space for themselves they sleep at the ladang or sawah.

SEE HOW FAR PEOPLE GO JUST TO BE A PLAYBOY???

However, the original version of Playboy introduced by Hugh Hefner, has a high end twist to it. There’s Vegas, Malibu, Miami, and even Hollywood! CAN YOU IMAGINE? I mean, check out the names, read em’ out loud! It’s so sexc it could prolly turn my grandma on.

Playboy has been very generous – they gave me ALL 4 scents of perfumes and deodorants, so now I shall try it on myself!

#1 Vegas

#2 Malibu

#3 Miami

#4 Hollywood

Use all four scents and you’ll end up like this.

A crazy woman wearing a red corporate blouse + beekeenee + orange sunglasses + a tiara. FML Chace Crawford is never gonna love me anyway. I just read in Hot magazine yesterday that he enjoys being single now. FML two times. BUT IT’S OKAY; cuz from the 7th to 10th of October, there’ll be a Playboy roadshow at Midvalley, and the FINAL BIG EVENT falls on a beautiful date 10th of October, 4 – 6PM.

I will be attending the roadshow as a bunny, so come vote for me so that I get a chance to win these handbags (since I can’t win Chace’s heart) please pity me.

There’s the classic Burberry,

And a nice orange Prada bag to match my Miami Playboy perfume!

You girls can stand a chance to win the bags as well; all you gotta do is COME!

As for the guys, no I didn’t forget ya~ There will be a Lamborghini at the roadshow, so if you dudes wanna check the lambo mambo jambo out, just CUM!!!

You can also take a picture inside the car with the Playboy bunnies esp me. Hahaha!

Wanna be a Playboy like Chace Crawford too?

Playboy is in town; Check it out!

Cin

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21 dazzling comments

21 comments on Just Press Play

KY
October 7, 2009 at 11:19 am

can i win cindy can i?!
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- Cindy Tey
  October 7, 2009 at 1:44 pm
  
  u want women bags 4 what?! *notti notti ah*
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aud
October 7, 2009 at 1:27 pm

YA CHACE CRAWFORD SLURPSSSSSSS see his picture also heart can melt and somewhere else melts too WTF
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- Cindy Tey
  October 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm
  
  melt = cecair = wet. HAHAHA!!!
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aud
October 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm

hahaha eh cin city i just realized we commented in each other’s blogs around the same time !<3
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- Cindy Tey
  October 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm
  
  hahaha! we’re like chatting in comment boxes~ lol xD
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Ruby
October 7, 2009 at 9:14 pm

ya mannn~~ Chace Crawford… My dear Chasey~ Hensem giler babi.
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hitomi
October 7, 2009 at 11:50 pm

nice one!! haha, I love the last one…EPIC FAILURE lol…just give me one bottle can??
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- Cindy Tey
  October 9, 2009 at 10:49 am
  
  damn fail LOL! eh go to MidValley on 10 10 lah! 4-6pm then can be Playboy & win bag summore~
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  - hitomi
    October 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    
    cannot my dear…I am on the run for the canon Photomarathon ^^ but then sure very intense competition >.<
  - Cindy Tey
    October 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    
    wahhh… good luck grrl!
Chuck
October 7, 2009 at 11:50 pm

I didn’t know you were a big fan of gossip girl.

does the miami perfume work well with ur red hot bikini ?

=)

damn.. u r hot…
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- Cindy Tey
  October 9, 2009 at 10:48 am
  
  halo~ i love Miami the most’ how didya know? haha.. i suppose it does!? wearing a beekeenee but smelling like a man wtf
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yeah
October 8, 2009 at 9:19 pm

waaa…! like ur new blog set up!! it’s really original..
i mean.. ur’s not too exaggerating yet glamourous !!
keep it up yah!!
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- Cindy Tey
  October 9, 2009 at 10:48 am
  
  thanks yeah!! glad u like it; but it’s not all done yet. xD
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Eri
October 8, 2009 at 11:51 pm

nvm i would not fall for chace crawford.. cis

i will only love my only one.. *grin you know who!
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- Ruby
  October 9, 2009 at 1:38 am
  
  yea yea we know of course! eri’s forEva love is =x
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  - Cindy Tey
    October 9, 2009 at 10:47 am
    
    ehem. i know too! scandal siuttt~
Ruby
October 9, 2009 at 1:40 am

yesh! cindy… tell me U lurv meeee~~ c0z i lurvV the header pic~!!! XD
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- Cindy Tey
  October 9, 2009 at 10:43 am
  
  HAHAHA! my credits will go to ya’ll once i officially LAUNCH this on 10th 10. D
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hitomi
October 12, 2009 at 12:01 am

thanks ^^
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